a fat pigeon

mascfemme:

cishets are actually very close in body chemistry and makeup to pidgeons

frankly im insulted

pandurris:

Sometime ago I took that picture of a really fat pidgeon. Even today I’m asking to myself, can that pigeon fly?

i fly just to spite you

pandurris:

Sometime ago I took that picture of a really fat pidgeon. Even today I’m asking to myself, can that pigeon fly?

i fly just to spite you

#pigeon-problems

when gum gets stuck in yr feathers like motherfuck that shit is hard to clean off

nightlifemingus:

Frick off pigeons

ah, yes. the quest for pigeon dominance is going as planned.

nightlifemingus:

Frick off pigeons

ah, yes. the quest for pigeon dominance is going as planned.

pigeonporn:

pigeon pick up lines:

coo coo? coo coo cooooo ;)

cooo coooo co cooo co <3

co coo coo? coooo coo cooo 

coooooo coo co cooooo co xoxo

cooo co? cooooooo co co

coo coo? :3 coo coo cooooo co cooo 

adding a few i’m partial to:

coo coo, cooo coo coo co

coo?!? coo coo cooo cooooooooooooooco

cooo cooo coo coo *drop french fry* coo coo coo ;)

coo coo? coo coo COO coo

coo coo coo coo. (coocoo)

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

Goodnight coo~

god you won’t believe how happy i am to see another pigeon on the internet. how’s it hanging?!

Coo coo!! It’s nice to meet you!! There’s not enough pigeons on tumblr. I’m alright, how about you?

i’m havin a grand ol time pecking at some soggy french-fries #livinlavidapigeon
i’ve tried gettin some of my other buds to make blogs, but they have too much trouble w/ technology, so i’m glad 2 see yr able to do it as well

ah I see. i was only able to pick at a hotdog bun that was left on a bench at my local park. im having the same problem with my friends, they’re stuck with their old ways

aw, you should totes try to do some ninja shit and zoom into a restaurant; i almost got caught doing that once but the loot was totally worth it. heavenly food. yeah, they just won’t be progressive! there are some that want to destroy the human empire and establish a pigeon one, and that endeavor would be rly helped if they would suck it up and use some technology for once, even if it is human-made! smh

hm, thanks for the tip. im definitely going to try that out next time! sure sounds a lot better than leftovers and trash, but i guess i can’t be too picky. gah, i know. they won’t take the time to listen and learn about even the simple things like the radio. ah, if pigeons took over.. ha, that thought is nice but it probably won’t happen anytime soon unless the others sit down and focus more.

yea, trash can get p boring after a while. exactly! i have a lotta wingbrothers who talk big shit about &#8220;oh im gonna take over human civilization&#8221; but they just wont talk about the good things humans have made and just end up crapping on ppls heads. that&#8217;s nice, but it&#8217;s not gonna change anything unless we all work together.i&#8217;m waitin for that day.

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

Goodnight coo~


god you won’t believe how happy i am to see another pigeon on the internet. how’s it hanging?!

Coo coo!! It’s nice to meet you!! There’s not enough pigeons on tumblr. I’m alright, how about you?

i’m havin a grand ol time pecking at some soggy french-fries #livinlavidapigeon

i’ve tried gettin some of my other buds to make blogs, but they have too much trouble w/ technology, so i’m glad 2 see yr able to do it as well

ah I see. i was only able to pick at a hotdog bun that was left on a bench at my local park. im having the same problem with my friends, they’re stuck with their old ways

aw, you should totes try to do some ninja shit and zoom into a restaurant; i almost got caught doing that once but the loot was totally worth it. heavenly food.
yeah, they just won’t be progressive! there are some that want to destroy the human empire and establish a pigeon one, and that endeavor would be rly helped if they would suck it up and use some technology for once, even if it is human-made! smh

hm, thanks for the tip. im definitely going to try that out next time! sure sounds a lot better than leftovers and trash, but i guess i can’t be too picky. gah, i know. they won’t take the time to listen and learn about even the simple things like the radio. ah, if pigeons took over.. ha, that thought is nice but it probably won’t happen anytime soon unless the others sit down and focus more.

yea, trash can get p boring after a while.
exactly! i have a lotta wingbrothers who talk big shit about “oh im gonna take over human civilization” but they just wont talk about the good things humans have made and just end up crapping on ppls heads. that’s nice, but it’s not gonna change anything unless we all work together.
i’m waitin for that day.

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

Goodnight coo~

god you won’t believe how happy i am to see another pigeon on the internet. how’s it hanging?!

Coo coo!! It’s nice to meet you!! There’s not enough pigeons on tumblr. I’m alright, how about you?

i’m havin a grand ol time pecking at some soggy french-fries #livinlavidapigeon
i’ve tried gettin some of my other buds to make blogs, but they have too much trouble w/ technology, so i’m glad 2 see yr able to do it as well

ah I see. i was only able to pick at a hotdog bun that was left on a bench at my local park. im having the same problem with my friends, they’re stuck with their old ways

aw, you should totes try to do some ninja shit and zoom into a restaurant; i almost got caught doing that once but the loot was totally worth it. heavenly food. yeah, they just won&#8217;t be progressive! there are some that want to destroy the human empire and establish a pigeon one, and that endeavor would be rly helped if they would suck it up and use some technology for once, even if it is human-made! smh

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

fat-pigeon:

pigeonporn:

Goodnight coo~


god you won’t believe how happy i am to see another pigeon on the internet. how’s it hanging?!

Coo coo!! It’s nice to meet you!! There’s not enough pigeons on tumblr. I’m alright, how about you?

i’m havin a grand ol time pecking at some soggy french-fries #livinlavidapigeon

i’ve tried gettin some of my other buds to make blogs, but they have too much trouble w/ technology, so i’m glad 2 see yr able to do it as well

ah I see. i was only able to pick at a hotdog bun that was left on a bench at my local park. im having the same problem with my friends, they’re stuck with their old ways

aw, you should totes try to do some ninja shit and zoom into a restaurant; i almost got caught doing that once but the loot was totally worth it. heavenly food.
yeah, they just won’t be progressive! there are some that want to destroy the human empire and establish a pigeon one, and that endeavor would be rly helped if they would suck it up and use some technology for once, even if it is human-made! smh