a fat pigeon

nonbinarykirkland:

reblog if you’re gay or you’re a giant pigeon thinking about life

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

perpetualshota:

A FUCKING PIGEON JUST FLEW INTO MY WINDOW OH MY GOD

sorry if i scared u

postpunkwesleycrusher:

thebestofallpossible:

milkybunny:

sourmiilk:

jesus christ these are some dang ass ATTRACTIVE BIRDS.

whoah

#paging qt and fish
/giggles
but… damn wanna ruffle those feathers.

hotties on my dash
dang

hot hot hot as a tater tot

postpunkwesleycrusher:

thebestofallpossible:

milkybunny:

sourmiilk:

jesus christ these are some dang ass ATTRACTIVE BIRDS.

whoah

/giggles

but… damn wanna ruffle those feathers.

hotties on my dash

dang

hot hot hot as a tater tot

mascfemme:

cishets are actually very close in body chemistry and makeup to pidgeons

frankly im insulted

pandurris:

Sometime ago I took that picture of a really fat pidgeon. Even today I’m asking to myself, can that pigeon fly?

i fly just to spite you

pandurris:

Sometime ago I took that picture of a really fat pidgeon. Even today I’m asking to myself, can that pigeon fly?

i fly just to spite you

#pigeon-problems

when gum gets stuck in yr feathers like motherfuck that shit is hard to clean off

nightlifemingus:

Frick off pigeons

ah, yes. the quest for pigeon dominance is going as planned.

nightlifemingus:

Frick off pigeons

ah, yes. the quest for pigeon dominance is going as planned.