so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
A FUCKING PIGEON JUST FLEW INTO MY WINDOW OH MY GOD
sorry if i scared u
jesus christ these are some dang ass ATTRACTIVE BIRDS.
but… damn wanna ruffle those feathers.
hotties on my dash
hot hot hot as a tater tot
cishets are actually very close in body chemistry and makeup to pidgeons
frankly im insulted
Sometime ago I took that picture of a really fat pidgeon. Even today I’m asking to myself, can that pigeon fly?
i fly just to spite you
Frick off pigeons
ah, yes. the quest for pigeon dominance is going as planned.
pigeon pick up lines:
coo coo? coo coo cooooo ;)
cooo coooo co cooo co <3
co coo coo? coooo coo cooo
coooooo coo co cooooo co xoxo
cooo co? cooooooo co co
coo coo? :3 coo coo cooooo co cooo
adding a few i’m partial to:
coo coo, cooo coo coo co
coo?!? coo coo cooo cooooooooooooooco
cooo cooo coo coo *drop french fry* coo coo coo ;)
coo coo? coo coo COO coo
coo coo coo coo. (coocoo)